OH FUCK
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY ISN’T IT

(( hey guys
just going to do another where i ask you something 
whats your favorite thing about my cal
:? ))

(( laughs if anyone was curious
this is my headcanon for my cals voice
listen to those high notes ))

HAHAHA! I'm taller than you!
Anonymous

SO ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE
BREAKING YOUR KNEECAPS WOULD PROBABLY FIX THAT