look man. i'm fairly certain, you've gotten a similar question, and if not you'll probably get some soon... we might as well just get this over with like the distinguished gents we are. so: Mr. Cal.... are you usually giving?... or receiving?
AnonymousI’M ABOUT TO “GIVE” YOU SOMETHING
A WOODEN BAT RIGHT TO THE SKULL
“or your legs. seems to be the next best thing around this hellhole.”
That’s Calvin Strider. He’s not related to either of the other Striders by any sort of means. No one really knows why he shares their last name. But he does.
He’s the local cynical bastard. He only ever really talks to Dirk, of all people. Maybe he would talk to more people if they wouldn’t spend so much time talking about him when he wasn’t around.
Sometimes while he was.
But all the same, maybe they would talk to him more rather than about him if he didn’t spend so much time making their lives in this shitty school Hell in his own special ways.
Don’t ever expect not to get snarked.
Don’t expect to stand up and not find your shoelaces tied together.
Don’t expect anything from him.
And maybe then you can get to know the guy. He’s not that bad.
